I am what you can call a straight-A student but what everybody doesn’t know is I am also, like any other kids out there want to enjoy life as much as possible. I would rather sit my ass down in front of the TV or computer to play some video games than to exert a ton of effort writing a 500 word essay for my English class. I have done so many assignments like that in the past and I have realized that most of the teachers don’t even read the whole crap. So what my secret is, I just whip out a couple of good paragraphs and then add some gibberish succeeding ones to fulfill the requirement.
9/10 times it worked. One time I submitted a work with the following content:
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See how misleading and effective that was? I bet you didn’t even read the half of it. 🙂